I strive to be...


The heart murmer that's easy to dance to.
The square peg in a non-Euclidean hole.
The merry prankster of the new millennium.
The safari guid for a landscape which few people knew exists.
The clot in the pulse of the nation.
The holy fool of casual enlightenment.
The kitsch-loving anarchist of life's gravy boat.
The kamikazi pilot headed straight into the vast waistland of suburbia.